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oh no the modulator

oh no the modulator, based in Mississauga, plays some of the most creative, intelligent music in the world. Their philosophy is that they are tired of electronica being portrayed as long, 8 minute jam sessions. Their music is short and concise. This is also due to the fact that their instrument, an old program run on the Mac Plus, can only hold so many bars of music. Their most recent album, "Semi-Formalizer" is available on Kill Frank Lentini Records (KFLR).

Aidan K, one half of the band, was obviously feeling very selfless when he gave us his wonderful list of the top ten things that dangle. Not only is the list extremely compelling, it's also poetic, in a way. What am I saying? It makes no sense whatsoever! Regardless, it's an enjoyable read, even though it's seems like it's been put through an online translator, many, many times. For literary respect, I have not edited it at all, not even for punctuation or capitalization.

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Here is oh no the modulator's top ten things that dangle.

1. Carrozza of the inoperative shutdowns of the man of the cutie

2. Compton, one to the alcohol-ill person of motherfucker indicated plus the bucket in outtarecht of the ice.

3. but this you would say to the female, that one that received the black point? to baciar it! They think about which it does not give to the zero in one a female? ain ' T a Sauger!

4. I they had been good for something inside the reading program of matita one, that rollin and of the Lorenzo ' in a Benzoe it sees.

5. Zurigo becomes dirty and it is not my defect. infuence of the straight lines of the chains after or could have to me executed.

6. in the criminal system of justice, they explain people different from two, in more, of the important groups: the cone of the writing, of the studies of the crimes and attourneys the zone, that continues contraveners. it is his history.

7. but this that you would say to express geddy the later ones? how one became therefore highly? They are I are strange if to speak like normal type.

8. in order to protect the red one of the beginning in the protection of the whitest woman of wastefulness.

9. I do not have a difficulty to her with me to kiss itself, but that I do not have a small problem to him with me to kiss itself.

10. rain of the ruotata, rain of the ruotata.