|Bands can have some pretty funny names. Every week, we showcase one of these names on our front page. These are the archives.
Breakdance An aptly-named grindcore/metal band
Fuck (How inevitable was this? -Ed)
OOIOO A japanese band led by the percussionist of the
Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation A crazy
grindcore band from Napa, California
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right BA Start A long-named rock band from New
Fickle Pickle An old sixties/seventies merseybeat
band that did a better-than-the-original cover of "Maybe I'm
Amazed" in their later years.
Phlegm Canadian indie popsters
ggtctttat Experimental noise sculptor from the fals.ch stable
Ducks Deluxe Legendary pub-rock band
Beatles Ha ha! Beat-les, beetles!!
The Hypnotoad Neat-o electronica outfit
Seagull Screaming Kiss Her, Kiss Her Japanese rock band with a great
Melt-Banana Noise gone bananas that will melt your
The Cramps Punk classique
The Revolting Cocks Fun industrial rock stuff
*0 Minimal electronics from the Mu label
GONK Experimental electronics from Swarffinger Recs
Schlong A late eighties/early nineties punk band
Osymyso A fun indie hip hop outfit that incorporates
pop culture samples into the music
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Techno pop outfit
The Ultra Fuckers Osaka garage punk
Dipstick Interesting electronica outfit on Weed Recs
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
IIO Club-friendly electronica
The Factotums Old merserbeat
Tube Jerk Artist on the Sativae label of Britain
The Meatmen Old school hardcore band
spit Experimental electronic glitchist
Pinky Tuscadero's WhiteKnuckle AssFuck Thanks to
band member "Flim Flam" for submitting this name!
King Uszniewicz and his Uszniewicztones Described by one critic as "the worst oldie band of all
Pen15 A rock band from Zanesville, Ohio
The Gerogerigegege The famed noise outfit
responsible for Tokyo Anal Dynamite
Lucifigous Prick A rock band from Louisville,
Jumpin' Beans and The Moustaches Sixties styled punk
Aardvark Spleen Some obscure band that
probably doesn't exist anymore.
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake I'm... not...
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous Some obscure band.
James, What Are We Gonna Call Our Band? A
Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands? A
long-fabled, ultra-obscure band.
Cervix Couch Just your average industrial
horror rock band.
Nuts In Your Mouth A crude hip-hop group.
People With Chairs Up Their Noses An arty
post-punk band from Australia in the 80s.
Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac Electro band from
Shower With Goats A New Jersey pop-punk
outfit from 1994-2000.
My Wife Was Breathing Just Fine When You Borrowed Her Some
Rats of Unusual Size Goof-punk out of Michigan.
THETEETHE A.K.A. THFTFFTHF, a weird rock group
featuring members of Xiu Xiu, Deerhoof, The Curtains,
and Tiny Bird Mouths.
Pelvic Meatloaf A local death metal band.
Vowel Movement Indie rock band that had a
self-titled album out on Mammoth Records in 1995.
The Tortillas You Wanted Old local Ithaca band.
JFKFC Band dedicated to the unfortunately
named John F. Kennedy Friendship Center.
Pepto Dismal Ok, it isn't that funny.
Placenta Sandwich Tee hee. Had to put
this one here.
Touch Me Again and I'll Break Your Arms I believe
it's a metal band.
Brad Sucks Hometaper extraordinaire.
Mermaid in a Manhole Industrial techno
porno grind act.
Captain Obnoxious Experimental noise act.
Willy Wonka's Sex Emporium Field recording
act with a limited edition release of 16 copies out on the Lincoln Log
Titwrench Noise act extreme.
i dick m the f table Bizarrely named experimental
act with lots of limited edition releases.
Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble Noise/experimental
||| Noise artist.
Enbilulugugal Harsh black noise project with a few
Slop Cake With Guaranteed Katch Noise act with track on a Nauscopy comp.
Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance Experimental
outfit on Nauscopy Records.
Sex Clark Five www.sexclarkfive.com
Noose Ensures Survival Wants And Needs Old
defunct noise outfit.
Drinking Coffee from Counselor Troi's Head Old band still
chug chug chugging on Samsa Records.
Werm Gorefare Short-lived guitar / sax /
drums and home-made banjo / cello from Boise.
chainsaws.and.children A 'guitar-heavy
techcore band' from Boston.
All Scars Orchestra Experimental guitar
stuff from Italy.
Pop Culture Rape Victim Fantastic
Unravelled Brown Cassette Tape Lying On A Freeway Bizarre
found sound project on Worthy Records.
Cat Butt Old Sub Pop band with a record
called Journey to the Center of Cat Butt. (Thanks to Doug!)
Skooter Brown and the Skid Marks A rock band from
Tom Cruise Control Indie pop band
The Buttplugs Not all that clever, but I'm
reviewing something of theirs soon enough.
Elliot the Letter Ostrich Outsider
synth-pop from Asaurus Records that Indieville will be reviewing shortly.
The Teeth Weirdo minor pop from the
Pork Queen Harsh and calming guitar
Unicorn Hard-On Experimental act on
Quone tape label.
Rhinoceros Snot Psychedelic garage
rock from 1968-1970.
Mystery Meat Obscure Illionois
garage band active from 1967 to 1968.
Sand in the Face Mid-80s hardcore from
Some Asian Female Bodybuilders Noise act.
Capgun Suicide "Its not the name of
my band but its a pretty funny name I came up with one day... you
ready?... Here you go... Capgun Suicide! Ha Ha there you go! All rights go
to me Justin"
Pooh Sticks Legendary Welsh indie
pop band headed by Hue Pooh
Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza Tennessee-based
rock band on the Vacant Cage label.
DJ Shitbird Electroclash
Smashed Femur Dance Party Providence noise act on
Spastic Colon Is and always will be
AB/DC Club act on Armand Van
Helden's latest mix.
The Blunder Children Short-lived experimental
rock project from Matthew Lewis and Patrick Thibodeaux.
Suckling Infants Network Underground
Eclectic Kill Rock Stars band
Male Slut Experimental rock project led
by Thurston Moore.
Your Favourite Horse Have a record out on Piehead
Records entitled "I Would Close My Eyes But All I See Is The
Genitorturers Tampa Bay based dark rock band (thanks
Leather Feather A punk band
Her Gadget Guffaw. All-girl
It's OK, We're Chainsaws Noisy act.
Peter Mansbridge and the CBCs For all
you Canadians out there; thanks Glen!
DJ Rotting Corpse Noise / grind /
Bring Your Own Tomatoes
Dirty south punk
Human Piss Parade
Ominous digigrind outfit of Robert Pitts (DJ Rotting Corpse) and Adam Cooley
(Scissor Shock), on the XDEY label
Dracula Does Calculus Side project of Adam Cooley (Scissor
Shock) and Brandon Seeley (Ruinhorse), involved with XDEY Records.
FIGHT SATTELITE TAXES IN UTAH AND ARKANSAS
Political fast punk band
Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
Electro band out of Seattle
Solo project of wacky electro wizard Todd
Moisten Before Use
Longstanding electronic/experimental act with
cassettes on the Fragment label dating back to 1984.
Longstanding experimental collective featuring
Negativland's Peter Conheim, among others.
Razor Blade Jock Strap
Californian experimental act.
Colon on the Cob
Massachusetts hardcore band with releases on Butt Waxx Records.
One-shot grindcore act with a track on the 100
Way Splatter Fetish comp.
Gang of Pork
One-off act with a track on Nauscopy's
Video Games of the Twelfth Century comp.
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